•  COMMENT BIEN MANGER CHINOIS en 10 leçons

    1. Postillonnez, crachotez vos arêtes de poisson, vos restes de nourriture, et autres glaires en tout genre, rotez, renversez, cendrez sur la table et sur les tapis, jetez vos papiers gras, mettez en partout, partout, partout… C’est bien. Ca veut dire que vous vous régalez.

    2. Mangez de tout. Petit dèj étrange (et assez rebutant par 35°C à 7h du matin) : Eau opaque blanchâtre odeur et saveur calcaire, accompagnée de son filet de bœuf mariné dans sa sauce gélatine, avec un pain long frit plein d’huile.

    Pour de vrai, j'aime la cuisine chinoise, et les Chinois sont de fins gourmets sans le savoir, puisqu’ils ont essayé de manger sous toutes les formes tout ce qu’ils trouvaient, et encore plus que les Français. Comme par exemple des huîtres cuites à l’ail, ou de la salade bouillie, ou des cacahuètes cuites à l'eau. Les Occidentaux ont buté sur les insectes et les pattes de poulet, les Chinois pas, et ils ont bien raison (même si j’aurais moi-même du mal à m’y coller).

    Poulpe en brochette

     

    3. N'aimez pas les crêpes françaises. Ce n’est qu’au bout de 3 crêpes seulement pour 7 personnes, trois pauvres crêpes dont une pour moi, et ce n’est qu’après les avoir vu finir leur repas en nouilles et autres chinoiseries, que je me suis rendue compte que ma cuisine n’avait aucun succès (à part la confection qui les a beaucoup intéressés, ainsi que le moment où j’ai fait sauter les crêpes).

    J’y avais pourtant mis beaucoup d’amour :

    « Après-midi chaude sous le soleil du non-tropique. Je pars en expédition pour acheter de quoi faire des crêpes françaises à la famille de Chunhong ( bing gan). C’est là que je découvre avec joie un petit supermarché (超市 chaoshi – [tchao sheu]) qui vend tout plein de trucs, dont des « Chocolat magic cube toast crisp » avec un méga super dessin de Doraemon dessus (Doraemon le chat magique là : * ) Il faut que j’offre ça à mon frère.

     

     

    Sinon et bien j’ai sympathisé avec la vendeuse qui est allée acheter avec moi une poêle à … 2€ (20Yuan) A ce prix-là, demain j'ai le cancer.

     

    Prix des courses : 12€ environ poêle comprise (en France : poêle = 20€, courses 20€, prix : 40€) »

     

     

     

     

     

     

    La petite vendeuse de courses

     

     

    Méga selfie à Tianjin

    4. Picorez allègrement.

    Les Chinois n’ont ni entrée, ni plat principal, ni dessert, ni apéritif. C’est d’ailleurs difficile de leur faire comprendre ce que c’est avec le peu de mots que j’ai (ça n’est pas parce qu’ils acquiescent en rigolant qu’ils ont compris).
    Moult plats en pagaille sont disposés sur la table, et se sert qui veut comme il veut quand il veut.

     

    Une poule sur un mur, qui picote du pain dur, Picoti, Picota, lève la queue et puis s'en va !

     

    Picorage chinois
    Au milieu : Chunhong et moi. A gauche,
    姐姐grande soeur et妹妹 petite soeur, à droite un朋友 ami.
    Nourriture : Au centre, du poisson. A gauche, du pain plat de maïs

     

    5. N’accordez pas grande importance au repas familial. Contrairement au dîner proüte-proüte à la française, préparé par Maman et le verre de vin rouge 红酒 à la main, les Chinois posent les plats sur la table et mangent chacun leur tour, souvent deux par deux.

     

    Beau dessin

     

    Sauf en cas de repas organisé, où là, ça a de la gueule, avec plateau tournant toussa toussa :

     C'est lors de ce repas que j'ai découvert qu'on appelait les tantes non pas par "Tata Yoyo" (Yoyo = nom de la Tata) mais par Tata 1ère, Tata 2nde, Tata 3ème et Tata 4ème en fonction de leur ordre de naissance.一姨,二姨,三姨,四姨

     

    6. Soyez un bon Jiaozi-maker

    Ce sont les raviolis aux crevettes que vous mangez dans les restaurants chinois. En voici des faits maison.

     

     

    Séance de Jiaozi [tiao dzeu] (饺子) En bleu : roule la pâte. En noir à gauche : fait des petites galettes de pâte. En rayé : met de la farce dans les galettes et confectionne les Jiaozi finaux.

     

      Pinçage de raviolo.

     

     7. Ne buvez pas de lait cru: les Chinois ne le digèrent pas.

     

     8. Ne mangez plus jamais dans les restaurants Chinois parisiens, où le canard laqué est une grosse blague de viande osseuse trempée dans du glutamate sucré. Optez pour le vrai canard laqué à la peau croustillante dessus, fondante dessous, avec une petite chair sèche adoucie par la sauce noire sucrée-salée dans laquelle on la trempe avant de l’enrouler avec des légumes frais dans une galette de riz.

     

      

    Dépeçage du canard

     

     

    9. Commencez le repas par du 白酒baijiu (alcool de riz à 45°C), en vous levant toutes les 5 minutes pour trinquer (et dire « Bienvenue en Chine !» 欢迎在中国!) Puis finissez bien bourrés avec du 啤酒 pijiu (bière).

     

     

    Buvez notamment de la 青岛 [qingdao]. Ca signifie île verte. C’est la plus connue des marques de bière chinoises. L’autre jour un gars du Karaoké me demandait, très sûr de lui en grand amateur, de lui citer les bières que l’on buvait en France. Au nom de Heinekein et 1664, un point d’interrogation s’est dessiné sur son front.

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    10. Mangez tout seul pour 6 personnes.

    D’abord parce que c’est copieux. Ensuite parce que c’est pas cher.

     


  • Commentaires

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    Lisa
    Dimanche 13 Juillet 2014 à 09:51

    Miam maim, je veux manger du canard laqué mais je ne veux pas du petit déjeuner.


     


    Mais à part manger et préparer les raviolis qu'est qu'on fait en Chine?


    Les chinois n'aiment pas les crêpes parce qu'i y a du lait peut-être?

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She strongly opposed the idea of issuing eurobonds whose liabilities would be jointly shared across the monetary union, making this rejection one of her main campaign points in the 2013 federal election. German policymakers and advisers continue to argue that the euro area can work without a fiscal union. Tighter fiscal bonds would require in effect a political union as well, a project likely to fall foul of popular opposition in some countries to the necessary changes to the European treaties. As a result any reforms that are made this year are likely to be more show than substance. The most likely of these will be a rebranding of the European Stability Mechanism (ESM), the euro zone´s bail-out fund created as a result of the crisis, as the European Monetary Fund. But Germany is likely to resist attempts to wrest away the effective national veto over the release of funds that it secured when the ESM was set up. 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    Lundi 25 Mars à 12:58
    Not as of now. Maybe when the ps4 comes out. Thats when the vita will reach its potential
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